Tuesday, August 17, 2010

How Dreams are Crushed. How Fantasy is just a Fantasy.

okay. this is it. my post about movies. Crappy game adaptation and/or cartoon adaption into live action film.

The first movie that crushed my dream.

Transformers 2 (revenge of the fallen)
to tell you the truth, i'm not a big fan of Transformers. i'm just a fan of the toys, cause back then it was the only toy that i could play with that is a combination of two things. its a car that can turn into a robot. its like getting a 2 toys for the price of 1. anyway, heres how i think it is.

The movie lacks plot. i mean the first movie seems ok, not great, its okay, since its a first time film, plus it hints a sequel at the end, so curiousity killed the will to think the movie is crap. the sequel, it just blows. no character development, no plot. and of course a huge budget targeted into making fireworks(special effects). sure the effects were the best one i've seen in years, but believe me, good story plot is what i want. i mean so far, the best movie that i still think is the best would be LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY. no matter what you say about it. i mean come on. Michael Bay is one of Hollywoods leading Director, and he got the best cartoon/Toy franchise, and turned it into SPECIAL EFFECTS PERFORMANCE. the movie is by far in my worst movie list. theres no word to describe how ridicolous that movie is. if anyone is a fan of the film, explain what the movie is about actually.

Last Airbender
my favourite Nickleodeon cartoon, next to spongebob.
when i first watched the cartoon, it was the best thing in the world to me. when i watched the live action movie, i'm not sure it is the same thing anymore. the only way for you to like this movie is by actually not knowing there is a cartoon show by the name of Avatar: The Last Airbender. Shamalayan thought he could cram the whole season(Book 1:water) into an hour an a half movie. its okay if only the character were believable. theres no emotion. theres no comic relief(Sokka's Character, and occasionally Aang). what a piece of dissapointment. if they could remake the movie, i would suggest giving book 1 with 2 parts. at least they could make more money with that, and the plot would be less crammed, and the character won't be jumping from one side of the world to another side of the world. the plot is ok. but it was just too crowded. Shamalayan, to me, is a great director, he introduced me, to the word "plot twist". his movies at first were thought to be unpredictable, but as time moves, it became predictable. but the twist is better with each movie. I like the Sixth Sense, The lady in the water, etc. but this adaptaion of Avatar is just not right. he wouldn't be doing the world any good, by making this movie. I was FREAKING DISSAPOINTED WITH THE FREAKING MOVIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DragonBall:Evolution
Best comic in my list, next to One Piece, GTO, and my collection of Malaysian Comic.
THE REASON THIS MOVIE IS NOT GOOD:(spoiler alert)
1. Goku doesn't have tail
2. it is set in America, or somewhere in the WEST
3. Shen Wong is some kind of evil entity that wants to destroy the world.
4. No Kurin/Kirillin.
5. for some reason, no mention of Saiyan race or Saiyan warrion is in the movie.


Tekken
im in no mood to say why i hated this movie most.
if you played the game you know why. okay to be honest I AM GOING TO SAY WHY IT SUCKS REALLY BAD.
1st, JIN KAZAMA is raised by his granfather Heihachi Mishima because he inherited the Devil Gene. and his mother did raised him but was killed by OGRE. not KAZUYA.
2nd, wheres the rest of the character from tekken 1, 2 , 3, 4. somehow, Miguel, Christie, and Sergei is in it. and why is steve fox old, and why did Eddie have no connection to Christie?
3rd, WHERE IS HWORANG AND KING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Paul Phoenix get beaten by Marshall Law. STEVE FOX IS THE SON OF NINA WILLIAM!!!!!!not a retired BRITISH BOXER.

okay this isnt movie REVIEW.
its just me complaining about the movies not in line with its original sources. if you want to make a movie based on the a source, follow the source. if you don't follow the source, might as well make your own movie.

"i'll take it one day there will be no more movies."

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