eeekkk....the scary thriling truth

scary movies, thriller movies now has been a really weird trend... especially in the US, they tend to do a remake of old movies, or remake of asian horror film, like the Ring,(RINGU), Dark water, shutter, and etc....and in asia they tend to make horror movies based on ordinary object like the ring, chelo, congkak?, and shutter( basicly all i've stated is just asian horror film, and their remake into US film...) and by the way, Shutters is actually a Thai Film, not Japan...

well i've been wondering, why do they make these new horror film from ordinary object, i miss those good old days when they would make horror movies based on the names of their ghost like Freddy Cruger, or Jason, or Halloween, ginger snaps, day of the dead, dawn of the dead, and the whole "DEAD" series and such....

Ringu ,it should really have a connection with lord of the ring, so the title should be,
My Version: Ringu:legend of the ring...and the main antagonist is Sadako and sauron, they team up up to kill frodo and the gang, with one more girl added to their fellowship(the girl haunted by Sadako, or Samara in the Us version) and the Ring of Sauron contains the video where Sadako/Samara is in, the random video)




and shutter, in case no one knows what a shutter is, its the one inside the camera, that captures the image...so this is it..
my version: it is a promotion video made by Cannon. their camera are so good that it can actually capture a ghostly picture. Ghost not included into shutter, and result of picture may vary according to place and light.







and the malaysian horror film called congkak.....its actually a tradisional game....
wats scary about this...
My Version: when a kid wants to play Congkak by themselves, someone else is playing with them, its... the new Harpbrow Congkak play-by-yourself. its computerized to play with you when you're playing with yourself(not playing with yourself, but by yourself). batteries and computer not included....




and since i want to avoid lawsuit, i'm not gonna do anymore picture from the internet....i'll use some from my private collection...

so in the case if i'm making my own horror film, i have a few in mind...
The Chair:



the stories go there is a haunted chair in house.....

the remote control:



everytime we use the remote control, the battery is used little by little, what if your remote control is powered by other worldly power, it can really be a nightmare...


and of course,
the orange mug:



one day you wake up to find your mug broken, so you go to the nearest mug store, and you find this interesting orange coloured mug, so you buy it... with out knowing that the mug was used by a witchdoctor to collect blood, and it was used to kill 100 people during the second world war, and some guy pissed in it a couple of minute ago........

if this film is a real hit in the cinema, then seriously, people watching this movie either have no sense of movie watching,or they are just watching so they can make out with their girlfriend/boyfriend.........


"to tell you the truth, i didn't want this thing to happen while you were away..."
O@G, Wired